For You

The douche bag who tried to merge your Mercedes Benz full bore into my car – the one with my infant son in the back seat - just so you could jump ahead a full car length in the traffic.

I realize that blowing a ridiculous wad on a car doesn’t necessarily make you a bad driver, it just seems to make you more of a dick face when you are one.

For being amazingly inconsiderate and endangering others I say, “lick it where it’s dirty.”

I hope it bleeds when you poop – a lot.


Rocktober song of the day: “Stop Breathing” by Pavement