Sizing 'em Up

There is this guy who walks by my cubicle row a lot. I don't know his name and I've never met him, but I can tell who it is before he gets here just by the way he walks. I see him out of the corner of my eye with his earring and soul patch. I can't explain why, but I get an annoying sort of vibe off of him.

I'm pretty sure that I can break him.