He Hated Shatner

Well, Scotty’s passed on to that McSpiclish in the sky.


40 year old fan boy mentioned that he misted up when he heard the news that James ‘Scotty’ Doohan was retiring from public life because of Alzheimer’s. Pimpin’ Joe next to him asked how he felt 5 minutes later when Mr. Doohan announced he’d be retiring from public life because of Alzheimer’s once again.

I cannot say for certain, but apparently Scotty’s killer was:


There may be rumors to the effect of Scotty trying out a spin-off series called: Scotty and Medusa, Sitting In A Tree. A brief flare up at the craft services table apparently brought out the worst in scary snake lady and she turned that Scottish muffin to stone.

Damien Brewker, the product of a genetic experiment combining fratboys and trekkies, became so distraught at the news of Scotty’s death that he took it upon himself to lay out some vengeance.


He ran all the way over to the studio straight from a blow job contest. He had won.

Later to you Scotty, I’ll pass on the lame ‘beam me up’ joke…