Nutella is a chocolate/hazelnut spread that comes from Italy, just in case you didn't know. And if you don't know about Nutella, man go get some and bust out a spoon.
Nutella makes me think about Squat and Gobble, the crepe place in San Francisco. It makes me think of the one on Haight Street in particular.
Nutella makes me think about RLo, and how he would bring a jar of it to work.
Thinking of RLo, makes me think of a story he told me about visiting a bar in Colorado with a friend. His friend pointed out a man sitting at the bar and told him that this guy was a gay porn star. RLo, being RLo, asked the alleged porn star for proof of his porn star status by whipping out his penis. The porn star brought his large member into the open, and RLo ordered his friend to get on his knees and suck the porn star's penis - which he did.
The three of them were quickly kicked out of the bar, which is neither here nor there. What's important to consider here is RLo's apparent gay porn mind force powers.
Song Stuck In My Head Right Now: Wig In A Box from Hedwig and the Angry Inch
3 comments:
nutella is amazing.
gay porn scenes in random colorado bars are better.
gay porn scenes involving nutella are little slices of heaven.
WHAT!?!?
you don't need to see his identification...
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