Friday, November 25, 2005

Thanks...

I realize that yesterday was Thanksgiving, but what would I really be thankful for now? For fan boys to quit talking about Phil Spector’s resume. Every piece of Phil Spector trivia is being tossed around right now.

Did you know that Phil Spector accused Brian Wilson of being a spy? Did you know that Sonny Bono used to work with Phil Spector? Did you know that Phil Spector produced a Ramones album? Did you know that Phil Spector pulled a gun on John Lennon? When he produced Let It Be? He didn’t produce Let It Be. No, he did, that’s why they released that Naked version. No, Phil Spector just came on later to work on the album, and that Naked version is awesome, I didn’t even bother to upload the original version on my ipod.

Shut the fuck up! Seriously, in the name of all that’s holy, shut the fuck up! Fanboys!

The conversation has now moved on to that picture of Nixon and Elvis shaking hands. And they’re talking about it seriously, as if they were curing Down’s Syndrome. It makes me want to jump on a wheelchair and run them over.
billychair

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sorry to contribute to the discussion, but from what I heard about Phil Spector, he pulled a gun on everybody! He pulled a gun once so he could land a plane that he was on.

Anonymous said...

Phil Spector is a crazy fuck! No one's denying that.

That famous "wall of sound" was apparently made out of guns. Guns and crazy...

Anonymous said...

The wall of sound on "Be My Little Baby" was him just hitting the shit outa Ronnie Spector.

Anonymous said...

Once the aperture of Mr. Spector's apparition becomes apparent, will he feel a full spectrum Phil Spector specter?

Anonymous said...

I'd like to re-visit July 29, 2005 and re-celebrate the end of Tattoo Week at Billy Cleans His Plate.

good times.

Unknown said...

i made your blog a link on my blog so everyone can see you in a wheelchair. you should get one of those for when you're really drunk.
did i tell you i did the bay to breakers in a wheelchair once? it sucked. i'm glad i have full use of my arms and legs. and everything else too. mostly.
brian wilson was a spy - well, more a voyeur. ask kelly - she mindled him.

mandy said...

fucking genius.