Friday, March 03, 2006

If Only They Came In Size 13

heels

Finally, shoes that are both functional and hot (in that electro-shock, slap with a paddle, dominatrix kind of way).

They will also gather all the right attention when I have to take them off during the airport security screening process…

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

That makes me want to shoot one up your back.

Anonymous said...

I think these come in size 13: (http://www.liquorsnob.com/archives/2005/09/reef_bottle_opener_sandals.php)