Saturday, May 21, 2005

Bathroom Etiquette (A Slight Return)

Yesterday, I was throwing a fairly powerful whiz that I had stored up for a few hours. Somebody sat in the stall next to me and I had the biggest urge to say; loudly and in high, childish voice: “Oooh, foamy!”

I wish I had, just for the sake of having “that” reputation. I wish I had.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Dougie, I'm so glad you have a goal! Bathroom goals are the best. I went to a bar a couple weekends back that had ice in the urinal trough. I'm not bragging, but I melted A LOT of it!